Sliding Lessons







Shovelling is almost a sport these days. Each morning, fresh powder waits to dust up the blades of our wooden handled implements. Aaaaah...winter.
The beautiful white has been falling pretty well every day. And that’s what outdoor enthusiasts look forward to, once the driving to destination is over. Skiing, sledding, skating, snowshoeing -all the “s” words of winter - keep us primed for the season.
Part of the reason we have so much snow is because we have so much water around. Moisture fills the air and turns into a soft cousin as it leaves the rivers and lakes. The little ones are frozen over now, but the big ones, like Lake Superior, still are giving up the steam which morphs into floating white.








It has been most interesting to watch the transformations. Especially when big brother wind comes blasting through. Early the other morning, late moonlight was shining up huge smooth waves as they pushed onto shore. The rolling long lines curled with white cresting foam across a silky surface. As I looked more closely and as the light began to grow, I noticed a heavy dark line on the horizon that usually means one thing - a wind is on its way. Sure enough. Within half an hour the air was a thunderous roar as massive water mountains slammed into the bedrock. Spray hit the windows and horizontal snow replaced horizon lines.
I suppose if these waves were in Hawaii or even some other parts of Superior, we would see surfers sliding down the water hills. (Although the cold water surfers might end up singing Elvis’ Beach Boy Blues.) I’d only hit the real slopes, the sliding hills of winter.






This year, for whatever reason, there has been a media flurry about sliding hills. City decision makers in Sudbury fenced off access to their perennially popular urban hill. Would be gliders are raising sleds in opposition and Sudbury officials are rethinking that move. Their favourite free playground now is off limits. At the same time the city of Toronto opened two sliding hills this past weekend. There, children can take sliding lessons! One young girl announced with pride in a radio interview that she had learned how to stop.
Sliding is part of growing up that can give some of the greatest life lessons. I remember well all that it taught me. First off, you had to know the hill before hitting the slopes. There were no black diamond trail markers for safety, so watching for bumps, holes or rocks on the way up the hill was essential. There also had to be a long runway at the bottom with no cars or creeks in the way. It often was a contest to see who could go the farthest. The winner could cheer but they also had a longer walk to get back up the hill.
If you had your own toboggan, you pulled it up yourself. If you were sharing someone else’s, you took turns hauling it up. A padded seat was a luxury. Big thick cardboard boxes were a fun alternative. Crazy carpets were light but you felt every bump.
Then there are the right clothes to wear. Two pairs of mitts were ideal as the outside pair was bound to get balled up with snow. The inside layer made sure fingers didn’t freeze if you had to drag your hands to slow down. A scarf was important to keep the wind from your face on the way down, but keep it inside your coat. Don’t let it fly free. You could choke if it got caught in the sled. Long jackets or snow suits were keys to keeping snow from creeping down your back. Fashionable jeans were a disaster. They flash froze first run.
As for learning how to stop, now that is a bit trickier. And it depends on who is steering the toboggan. At the top of the hill, with a gang on the sled, most yell at each other to keep boots tucked in so the unit will go faster down the hill. As speed increases someone invariably starts dragging their feet to slow things down. Then the others will either poke their boots out too or yell at the cautious (or smart) one to quit slowing things up. The person at the front, by using twists, turns or flipping over, is in the most advantageous position to set the pace. However the front runner often ends up with snow in the face.


But one of the best things about sliding is the laughter in the fresh air. Plus, running up the hills and balancing yourself on the way down is a terrific workout. What a great way to get to know about the ups and downs of life. As a matter of fact, I think I will go get my shovel and dig out my sled right now.